this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
(via oldguyhavingaheartattack)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via oldguyhavingaheartattack)
(Source: stripedsweater, via shellfishcrab)
(Source: nearlyvintage)
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(via shellfishcrab)
i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time
guys just can’t do anything right…
(Source: princesspichu, via ukrainianka)
i have more followers than there are people in my school
(via shellfishcrab)
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
you mean arworked
(via shellfishcrab)